- Tinkle Belle: Hi cutie!
- John Bosley: Hello.
- Tinkle Belle: Gotta name?
- John Bosley: Bosley. John Bosley.
- Tinkle Belle: Bosley John Bosley. Nice ring to it. Married?
- John Bosley: Not lately.
- Tinkle Belle: Me neither. Oh, I'm Tinkle Belle.
- John Bosley: Tinkle Belle.
- Tinkle Belle: [affectionately] Oh, I love the way it sounds when you say it Bosley John Bosley.
- John Bosley: [very precisely] Uh, look. Just Bosley. John Bosley.
- Tinkle Belle: That's what I said. Bosley John Bosley.
- John Bosley: [walking away] Uh-huh.
- Tinkle Belle: [sexily] See you around, big boy. Don't forget Tinkle Belle.
- John Bosley: [to himself] Say hello to Peter Pan.
- Anton Tarloff: A clown bleeds greasepaint and breathes sawdust. But the tears he cries are little bits of his heart.
- John Bosley: Hey, who's that?
- Kris Munroe: That's the executioner.
- John Bosley: The who?
- Kris Munroe: My boss, the knife thrower.
- John Bosley: Well he was looking at you very suspiciously.
- Kris Munroe: Maybe he's measuring me for a new knife.
- Otis: And talking about those new girls, they ask a lot of questions. In fact, that's what they do mostly, is ask questions.
- David Barzak: [about his old fashioned gypsy father] Do you know why he wanted me to handle the books?
- Sabrina Duncan: No, why?
- David Barzak: So that he would have someone trustworthy to cheat for him.