- Ellen Jason: You want who in the film?
- Frank Jason: She did the part in summer stock. She was terrific.
- Kris Munroe: Listen, is totally his idea. I mean totally.
- [excuses herself to get coffee while Ellen asks Frank if this was blackmail as his condition for doing the show]
- John Bosley: [In the next scene at the Townsend agency]
- [incredulous]
- John Bosley: You're not serious?
- Kris Munroe: [Innocently] This was Frank's idea, totally.
- Sabrina Duncan: Sweet Misery starring Kris Munroe
- [quietly, under her breath]
- Sabrina Duncan: and others. I think it's got a nice ring to it.
- Kelly Garrett: Listen, it's every little girl's dream to be a movie star. I think you should try it.
- John Bosley: You're not serious.
- Kelly Garrett: Kris did very well in summer stock. I read some of her reviews.
- Kris Munroe: This was Frank's idea, totally.
- Sabrina Duncan: Listen Bosley, we're on this case, right? Now if Kris is in the film, it's a great cover.
- John Bosley: You're not serious?
- Kris Munroe: [Emphatically] Like I said, Frank's idea, totally!
- Kelly Garrett: Well, I think I should call him and tell him you simply refuse.
- [gets up and reaches for the telephone]
- Kris Munroe: [Quickly stopping Kelly from picking up the phone] You do and I'll break your arm!
- John Bosley: They are very serious.
- Kelly Garrett: Maybe you could give us some information that might be helpful.
- Austin Wells: But I know nothing.
- Frank Jason: Or less!
- Ellen Jason: Twenty years, Frank. Twenty years...
- Frank Jason: I lived those years too, you know. I don't get them back any better than you.
- Ellen Jason: You didn't live them Frank, you played at living them.
- Frank Jason: [shouting] Where the hell have you been?
- Larry Jason: Where I've always been. Out where I just can't quite reach you two.