Quotes
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[Danny and Stella question a pedophile about a murder]
Danny Messer : Usually when you stab somebody you know the guy's name. It's just common courtesy.
Theodore Gates : Well I didn't stab anyone.
[to Stella]
Theodore Gates : What on earth is he talking about?
Det. Stella Bonasera : Your DNA was found on the knife that was used to stab Michael Starling.
Theodore Gates : I see. Was it a Swiss Army Knife?
Danny Messer : Nice job, you got it on the first try.
Theodore Gates : [to Stella] Is it necessary that he be here?
Danny Messer : What? What's the matter, am I too old for you?
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Det. Stella Bonasera : [Stella comes in, sees Danny browsing a women's magazine] If you wanted beauty tips, all you had to do was ask.
Danny Messer : Did you know that waterproof mascara dries out your lashes? That's amazing.
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[Danny and Stella are investigating the death of a bike messenger]
Det. Stella Bonasera : Alright Danny. How does the DNA from the fingernail scrapings on the knife not match Brett Stokes? I mean, she's got 'motive' tattooed on her forehead.
Danny Messer : Hey, don't kill the messenger.
[pause]
Danny Messer : See what I just did there?
Det. Stella Bonasera : Yeah, it was cute.
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Detective Thacker : DOA is Michael Starling. Bike messenger for Speedball Express. Several unpaid summonses for reckless bicycle riding, and one prior for assaulting a cab driver.
Danny Messer : That's still a crime in New York?
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[trying to determine path of bicycle messenger who was murdered while riding]
Danny Messer : Let's highlight all possible routes that he took to get from point A to point DOA.
