CSI: Crime Scene Investigation (TV Series)

Swap Meet (2004)

Aisha Tyler: Mia Dickerson

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• Mia Dickerson : Nine vibrators, five plugs and four strands of beads.

  Greg Sanders : And a partridge in a pear tree. Some kids are happy playing in the sandbox, others want every toy in the store. And apparently these are dishwasher safe.

  Mia Dickerson : I'll swab the nooks and crannies for semen and vaginal secreations and epthelials, but don't get your hopes up.

  Greg Sanders : Oh, my money's on bag number two.

  Mia Dickerson : Twenty-six used condoms.

  Greg Sanders : Just like being back in college, right?

  Mia Dickerson : Sara said you didn't lose your virginity until you were twenty-two.

  [Greg acts like he didn't hear her and goes back to work]