CSI: Crime Scene Investigation (TV Series)

Swap Meet (2004)

Eric Szmanda: CSI Greg Sanders

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Quotes 

• Mia Dickerson : Nine vibrators, five plugs and four strands of beads.

  Greg Sanders : And a partridge in a pear tree. Some kids are happy playing in the sandbox, others want every toy in the store. And apparently these are dishwasher safe.

  Mia Dickerson : I'll swab the nooks and crannies for semen and vaginal secreations and epthelials, but don't get your hopes up.

  Greg Sanders : Oh, my money's on bag number two.

  Mia Dickerson : Twenty-six used condoms.

  Greg Sanders : Just like being back in college, right?

  Mia Dickerson : Sara said you didn't lose your virginity until you were twenty-two.

  [Greg acts like he didn't hear her and goes back to work] 

• Zack Capola : You know how it is, you look like you were a jock in college.

  Greg Sanders : [points to himself shocked]  Me?

  Sara Sidle : [points to Greg shocked]  Him?

• Hodges : It's a good thing you don't need to pass a spelling test to work the field, "funtain" water?

  Greg Sanders : My people are Norwegian, that's how we spell it. So was the funtain water in her lungs?

• Greg Sanders : ...so she dies in a pool?

  Hodges : Or a spa. And by the way, that's spelled S-P-A, in any language.