- Ronald 'Budgie' Bird: [leaving prison, Budgie sees two cars waiting to collect him, either choice will upset the other and cause problems for him] Sorry Chas, you know the old motto about a bird in the hand.
- Charlie Endell: [disappointed, tapping the steering wheel with his gloved fingers] I'm not waiting here especially, just happened to be in the area.
- Ronald 'Budgie' Bird: [Budgie turns and walks to the second car, kissing his ex wife] Hello girl
- Charlie Endell: [to himself] Oh you silly boy.