- Barney Broomick: We would've had her if you hadn't sneezed in the corridor of the Phoenix Hotel.
- Kenneth Broomick: It was all them stupid flowers everywhere.
- Barney Broomick: That was wallpaper.
- Bret Maverick: You know what my old Pappy used to say? 'If the Lord had any respect for money, he'd give it to a better class of people.'
- Bret Maverick: Rich isn't everything.
- Hallie McCulloch: It beats the hell out of whatever's in second place.
- Bret Maverick: You know what my old Pappy used to say? "If the Lord had any respect for money, he'd give it to a better class of people."
- Hallie McCulloch: And my old Mama used to say "Money can't buy happiness, but it sure can rent it."
- Cy Whittaker: I gave her a horse.
- Bret Maverick: You what?
- Cy Whittaker: Well, it's the least I could do. Said she had to get to Phoenix in a hurry. Said her mother was dying.
- Bret Maverick: Her mother does that from time to time.