- Cory Matthews: That girl. She wrote seven numbers on my hand. What could that possibly mean?
- Shawn Hunter: It means call her.
- Cory Matthews: Shawn, how can I call her when I don't even ever...
- [realizing]
- Cory Matthews: Oo-oh!
- Cory Matthews: You know, last night, TK and I talked on the phone for, like, two hours. I mean, it beats my previous time with a girl by, like... two hours.
- Frankie Stechino: The kid says "Harvey". Who could that be?
- [Harley glares at Frankie]
- Frankie Stechino: Ohh.
- Theresa 'T.K.' Keiner: Mr. Matthews, Mrs. Matthews. Thank you, oh so very much for having me for dinner in your lovely home.
- Alan Matthews: Oh, well thank *you* for the lobsters.
- Theresa 'T.K.' Keiner: You're welcome, I'm sure.
- [to Cory]
- Theresa 'T.K.' Keiner: How's the new me coming across, fuzzy?
- Cory Matthews: You're doing great.
- Eric Matthews: [Picks up a lobster] Uh-oh, this guy's missing a claw.
- Theresa 'T.K.' Keiner: [Stands up, very angry] That is it! I told them these are important people. This is a very big dinner for me! What do they do? They send me damaged goods!
- [she throws the one-clawed lobster across the room and sits back down. She notices everyone staring at her]
- Theresa 'T.K.' Keiner: Mr. Matthews, Mrs. Matthews. Thank you, oh so very much for having me for dinner in your lovely home.