Boy Meets World (TV Series)

Honesty Night (1998)

Rider Strong: Shawn Hunter

Quotes 

• Shawn Hunter : To Jack, Eric, Cory and Topanga: Okay, I've gathered you all here today to ask one question. By a show of hands how many of us are sick over the Cory and Topanga issue? Eric you're the only one not raising your hand.

  Eric : That's right.

  Shawn Hunter : Why is that Eric?

  Eric : Because I'm the extension.

  Jack : You mean exception? Was today's word exception?

  Eric : No today's word was pertinent but I didn't think that was... having anything to do with this situation.

  Jack : Alright, by a show of hands how many people are tired of Eric?

  Eric : Cool. It's ubiquitous.

• Shawn Hunter : Well, maybe we're just going to have to accept the fact that you and Topanga aren't going to get back together.

  Cory : You big stupid idiot!

  Shawn Hunter : That's great! Let it out!

  Cory : You don't understand. We were back together. We just wanted to make you feel like you had something to do with it.

  Shawn Hunter : What? You mean, you didn't need my help? Really?

  Cory : Hey, you'll forgive me If I don't feel bad for you right now.

  Shawn Hunter : Well, what kind of stupid thing was it for you to care whether I put you back together or not? What are you, humpty-dumpty?

  Cory : No, no, no, Shawn. You do not understand. We told Feeny first. Okay? You would have been very very upset?

  Shawn Hunter : Wait, wait, wait a minute. You told Feeny before you told me?

  Cory : Yes.

  Shawn Hunter : Who cares? The main thing is you're back together.

  Cory : But we're not now. You just broke us up again.

  Shawn Hunter : You're just telling me that so I can put you back together again. I don't like your sick games Cory the mind-bender.

  Cory : You know we really should have taken more classes doing our senior year. We have entirely way too much time on our hands.