Plot

Richie and Eddie are going on holiday in Doncaster and they begin to plan what they are going to do and what they are going to take with them.

Richie and Eddie are going on holiday to Bridlington! well a English coastal town that is 25 miles from Doncaster. Excited about the holiday, Richie and Eddie begin planning their holiday and decide what they are going to do and what they are going to take with them.—Daniel Williamson

The boys have booked a coach holiday to Doncaster, Richie writes a list of items needed for the trip, condoms are such an item, Eddie says they still have last year's supply, a whole jar's worth. Richie goes upstairs to try on a pair of old swimming trunks and Eddie makes a sly phone call.

Eddie phones Cher to the holiday but it's a ruse as the phone is unplugged, Richie enters the living room in his trunks which are extremely restrictive and he can't remove. Eddie helps remove them with a hammer then a blowtorch, Richie realizes his too big for his trunks and any females would find their overweight forms repellent.

They attempt to slim down with a Luftwaffe exercise book, but that fails. Richie tries liposuction with the vacuum cleaner and gets his genitals caught in the nozzle. They assemble a weight machine using the fridge, Eddie spots something taped on the underside of the fridge, a nude photo of Desmond Lynam, they attempt to lift the fridge together and sprain their groins.

Eddie constructs a motorbike-powered treadmill, Richie runs on the mill and Eddie increases the speed to seventy. The front doorbell rings and a sudden stop sends Richie flying out the window. Eddie answers the door and finds a Mormon there and disposes of him with a punch.

Eddie returns to the living room where Richie has climbed back in covered in cuts, he is furious but Eddie assures him that girls love scars. Richie gives Eddie a few scars by chainsawing his legs off, then run upstairs to pack his bags.

With his luggage ready he returns downstairs to find Eddie sowing his legs back on, sown on back to front. Richie saws them off again and reattaches them. With Eddie's legs fixed Richie sets the countdown to the holiday on the clock and they stare at the time. A tense Richie runs down a list of things he should before they leave, he forgot to check how long it takes to get the bus station, Eddie goes to check.

He returns three hours and fifteen minutes later, the bus station is only two streets away, it's clear Eddie went to the pub instead. Richie tests the time taken, he returns after twelve minutes and finds Eddie gone, a poorly written note to Richie says he's in the pub with the holiday money, Richie rushes to get him.

Eddie has been drinking heavily and protests his innocence before passing out on the sofa. Richie tries to waken him then remembers the photo of Lynam under the fridge. He tries to lift it to no avail, so he makes a prayer to God offering his loyalty in exchange for a glimpse at the photo. The fridge is raised and Richie reveals he had his fingers crossed. He lays under the fridge to see the photo, the alarm clock sounds waking Eddie and he rolls off the sofa making the fridge fall on Richie's face.

A sober Eddie takes the tickets for himself and opens the upper fridge door, a showgirl steps out as replacement for Richie, Richie yells at Eddie for this and because the photo is a fake, actually Eddie in a wig. Eddie gives Richie a kick in the groin ending the episode.