- Sam Kirby: Well, you wouldn't happen to have an easy job in a cool place, now would ya?
- Joseph 'Little Joe' Cartwright: Yeah, but my brothers and I take all those. What else do you do?
- Sam Kirby: Well, I've accidentally managed to break a horse or two in my day.
- Joseph 'Little Joe' Cartwright: Yeah, well, we just happen to have one on hand.
- Sam Kirby: Yeah, well, I was hoping you'd take my word for it.