- Bob Patterson: Oh my God - I'm hemorrhaging women!
- Landau: Bob, why are you taking this focus group survey so hard?
- Bob Patterson: Because it says women hate me.
- Landau: Not all women. Just women between the ages of eighteen and seventy-nine.
- Bob Patterson: You know what we need?
- Landau: What?
- Bob Patterson: We need a female co-host for the new info-mercial. You know - a woman who can pretend to like and respect me, and then other women will see that and they can pretend to like and respect me.