- Emily Hartley: We're certainly looking forward to meeting your wife!
- Dr. Robert 'Bob' Hartley: ...and her lover.
- Alan Durocher: That may be difficult... they are usually on the Riviera this time of year.
- Alan Durocher: [after Carole felt Bob didn't say anything helpful to deal with her new husband, Larryy's jealousy, Dr. Durocher steps in. After recommending Carole have an affair, Bob tells him he doesn't know what he's talking about] Ah, but, I do! I was once in love to a terribly jealous woman.She was convinced I was unfaithful.She acuse me. We argue bitterly, and then she shot me.
- [Dr. Durocher, who's been sitting on Bob's couch, next to Carole, looks into her eyes, and puts his arm behind her]
- Alan Durocher: Shooting someone is just the French way of saying; 'I think your special.