Blackadder II (TV Series)
Money (1986)
Tony Robinson: Baldrick
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Quotes
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Blackadder : Baldrick!
Baldrick : My lord?
Blackadder : Pack my bags; I'm going to sell the house.
Baldrick and Percy : [Shocked] What?
Blackadder : There's nothing else for it. I mean I shall miss the old place, I know. I've had some happy times here, when you and Percy have been out. But needs must when the vomits into your kettle. Baldrick, go forth into the streets and let it be known that Lord Blackadder wishes to sell his house. Percy, just go forth into the street.
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Baldrick : [Baldrick knocks on Blackadder's bedroom door to find him sleeping with a prostitute] My Lord? There's someone at the door.
Blackadder : [wakes up groggily] What time is it?
Baldrick : It's, uh, four o'clock.
Blackadder : Baldrick, how many times have I told you, you mustn't let me sleep all day! This woman charges by the hour!
Baldrick : Uh, no, my Lord, it's, uh, four o'clock in the morning.
Blackadder : Someone wants to see me at four o'clock in the morning? What is he, a giant lark?
Baldrick : Uh, no, I think he's a priest.
Blackadder : Well, tell him to take his sacred backside elsewhere! And tell him that furthermore, if he comes nosing around again, I shall report him to the Bishop of Bath and Wells, who drowns children during christenings and eats them in the vestry afterwards!
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Baldrick : There's a priest wants t'see you, m'lord.
Blackadder : Well, tell him I'm Jewish.
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Baldrick : It's that priest. He still wants to see you.
Blackadder : And did you mention the baby-eating Bishop of Bath and Wells?
Baldrick : I did, My Lord.
Blackadder : And what did he say?
Bishop of Bath and Wells : He said I AM the baby-eating Bishop of Bath and Wells!
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Baldrick : [Black Adder is in desperate need of money to pay a debt to the Bank of the Black Monks of St Herod] I have heard there's good money to be made down the docks. Doing favours for sailors.
Blackadder : What do you mean? Delivering messages, sewing on buttons?
