Blackadder II (TV Series)

Chains (1986)

Max Harvey: Torturer

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• Blackadder : Oh, fire, fire. Ah good. Right. So let's recap. Um... if I admit that I am in love...

  Torturer : No! No!

  Blackadder : Sorry, head over heels in love with Satan and all his little wizards, then you will remove my testicles with a blunt instrument...

  Torturer : Una guadaña, una guadaña.

  Blackadder : ...resembling some kind of gardening tool but we can't quite... um... and roast them over a large fire.

  Torturer : Si, Si.

  Blackadder : Whereas if I don't admit that I'm in love with Satan and... and... all his... his little wizards, y-you will hold me upside down in a vat of warm marmalade.

  Torturer : Y!

  Blackadder : And remove my testicles with a blunt... oh I see. Well, well, in that case, I love Satan.

• Blackadder : No speako dago. I demand to see the British Ambassador, understand?

  Torturer : Necesito silencio para comenzar.