Blackadder Goes Forth (TV Series)

Private Plane (1989)

Tony Robinson: Private S Baldrick

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Quotes 

• Captain Blackadder : Baldrick, what are you doing?

  Private Baldrick : I'm a Sopwith Camel, sir.

  Captain Blackadder : Ah, it is a Sopwith Camel. I always get confused between the sound of a Sopwith Camel, and the sound of a malodorous runt wasting everybody's time.

• [Blackadder's aircraft has been hit by machine gun fire] 

  Private Baldrick : [voice]  I hope we land on something soft!

  Captain Blackadder : [voice]  Fine - I'll aim for the spot between General Melchet's ears!

• [a formation of British planes fly over the countryside] 

  Captain Blackadder : [voice]  They're right, you know - this is a doddle.

  [the plane wobbles slightly] 

  Captain Blackadder : Oops, a little wobble there! Right, let's take stock - Baldrick, how many rounds have we got?

  Private Baldrick : [voice]  500, sir - cheese and tomato for you, rat for me!

• Lord Flasheart : You look like a decent British bloke. I'll park the old booties on you if that's okay.

  Private Baldrick : It would be an honour, my Lord.

  Lord Flasheart : Of course it would! Ha!

  Lord Flasheart : [Flashheart rests his feet on Baldrick's back and sighs]  Have you any idea what it's like to have the wind rushing through your hair, George?

  Lieutenant George : No, Sir.

  Lord Flasheart : [Flashheart breaks wind in Baldrick's face]  He has!