- Sharon Theodopolopodous: [Discussing sex] Doing it in unusual places with the risk of discovery always makes it better. Me and Dave did it in the back of his Telecom van!
- Tracey Stubbs: That ain't so daring! Even me and Daryl have done it in the back of a van.
- Sharon Theodopolopodous: Yeah, but we was going through a car-wash!
- Chris Theodopolopodous: What are the love birds barneying about?
- Sharon Theodopolopoudos: Tracey's pregnant.
- Chris Theodopolopodous: What.So Mother Teresa's wandered off the straight and narrow has she?
- Sharon Theodopolopoudos: It's Darryl's you toe rag.
- Chris Theodopolopodous: Yeah.What's he been sticking his envelopes down with.
- Sharon Theodopolopoudos: Listen turd brain.If my sister says it's Darryl's...
- Chris Theodopolopodous: Look I don' give a toss either way.At least I don't have to worry about you.Your fallopian tubes are more congested than the Bakerloo line in the rush hour.