- Oscar Goldman: I don't have to tell you to be careful...
- Jaime Sommers: But you will.
- Oscar Goldman: Be careful.
- [a beat]
- Oscar Goldman: There's only one thing more dangerous than being an undercover agent...
- Jaime Sommers: Being a school teacher.
- Oscar Goldman: Being a cop.
- Sgt. Bob Welton: Are you police persons gonna stand around and gab all day long or are you gonna go to work?
- Oscar Goldman: [on phone in office] If you need me, call my secretary and leave a message, huh?
- Jaime Sommers: [on phone in police station] Thanks a lot, Snow White. Goodbye.
- [laughs]
- Oscar Goldman: Goodbye, Dopey.
- Commissioner Sam Hart: You all ought to be ashamed of yourselves to let this happen.
- Arlene Hart: Isn't that a little like the pot calling the kettle black, commissioner?