- Romero: You know, it is a defect that I have observed worldwide. Obviously you have seen it too, that is to say that men of any country seem to think that men of other countries are the lucky ones. You know what I mean? For example, we take the Italians. The Italians, they like Swiss girls. The German man likes the Spanish woman. And the Greek, ah the Greek, they like the Danes, you know. That's the way it is. It never fails. Never, never, never fails.
- Romero: [looking at Jaime] Nice legs.
- Dr. Rudy Wells: Oh yes, I couldn't have asked for nicer ones if I made them myself.
- Jaime Sommers: How you doing?
- Sam Diamond: [sighs] I feel like the Red Baron after he tangeld with a Sopwith Camel. Very poorly.
- Dr. Rudy Wells: It got bent landing. I can't open it.
- Jaime Sommers: Would you care to make way for the six million dollar can opener?
- Dr. Rudy Wells: I know people have a lot of blood in them but... it always seems worse when it's your own...
- Jaime Sommers: [referring to Romero's asking her hand in marriage] That guy is downright dangerous - - he had LIFE IMPRISONMENT in mind!