- Samantha Stephens: It's our seventh anniversary?
- Endora: Really, Samantha? You haven't been carrying on this charade for seven years?
- Samantha Stephens: Seven months, mother.
- Endora: Just seems like seven years.
- Samantha Stephens: You won't give up, will you?
- Endora: Not until you do... or he does.
- Samantha Stephens: Well, don't hold your breath. Darren loves me.
- Endora: Samantha, you're living in a fool's paradise. Sooner or later, that perfect husband of yours is going to roam... and I don't mean Italy.
- Endora: Why don't you go to Chicago?
- Samantha Stephens: Because I promised I wouldn't. And because it's underhanded and sneaky, and shows a complete lack of faith.
- Endora: All right, you talked me into it.
- Samantha Stephens: Into what?
- Endora: Well I didn't promise him anything. After all, somebody has to be there to make sure he's not making a fool of you.
- Samantha Stephens: Mother! I forbid you!
- Endora: You forbid me? Isn't that divine? Oh really Samantha, I think you've lost your marbles.
- Endora: [looking at Sam's perm] Samantha, what happened to your head?
- Samantha Stephens: I gave myself a permanant.
- Endora: On purpose? I thought perhaps your finger got stuck in a light socket.
- Darrin Stephens: [looking at Sam's perm] What happened to your head?
- Samantha Stephens: I got my fingers stuck in a light socket.