- Homer Bedloe: A bank offers wonderful opportunities.
- Jane Hathaway: That's true.
- Homer Bedloe: You get to foreclose on mortgages, repossess cars and furniture. I'll bet it's a great kick to go and get a television set just when the kids are watching their favorite show.
- Homer Bedloe: You're the spitting image of your father.
- Milburn Drysdale: You knew Dad?
- Homer Bedloe: Worshiped you father. He was the meanest man I ever knew.
- Milburn Drysdale: Oh, Dad would have loved hearing you say that.
- Milburn Drysdale: This is Mr. Clampett, my largest depositor.
- Homer Bedloe: Looks like a nice fella.
- Milburn Drysdale: Yes he is. Strange too. Growing up he had everything going for him, poverty, ignorance, hunger. He could have been rotten to the core.
- Homer Bedloe: Turned out nice, huh?
- Milburn Drysdale: Yes, somewhere along the line, he went wrong.
- Homer Bedloe: Maybe he had a happy childhood.
- Milburn Drysdale: That can warp a man.
- Milburn Drysdale: You studied medicine at John Hopkins?
- Jed Clampett: I can vouch for that. Granny rode a mule all the way to Timbo Arkansas just to study with John and Elviry Hopkins.