- Jethro Bodine: I was there in person when Granny slung her into the 6th row of seats.
- Daisy Moses: You know how I done that, boy? I put the Possum Ridge Paralyzer on her and then I give her the Bug Tussle Bounce.
- Gene Booth: Why you dirty crook!
- Milburn Drysdale: You come out in the hall and call me that and you'll get your teeth kicked in!
- Gene Booth: Okay! Lets go.
- Jane Hathaway: Chief, please, he's a powerful man!
- Milburn Drysdale: Now don't be frightened, just get out there and kick his teeth in.
- [shoves Miss Jane out the door]
- The Boston Strong Girl's Father: Where are those sniveling cowards from Tennessee?
- Daisy Moses: There ain't no such thing as a snivelin' coward from Tennessee!