The Beverly Hillbillies (TV Series)

The Clampetts Play Cupid (1967)

Larry Pennell: Dash Riprock

Quotes 

• Elly May Clampett : I'd want to live in a little log cabin in the hills.

  Dash Riprock : A log cabin?

  Elly May Clampett : And we'll have a little patch of ground and a goat, a pig or two, and ten or twelve young-uns, just a small family.

  Dash Riprock : Ten or twelve?

  Elly May Clampett : Yeah, course you'd wanna trade them fancy duds and shiny shoes for some overalls and a pair of clod crunchers.

  Dash Riprock : Clod crunchers?

  Elly May Clampett : Whilst you is out pullin' a plow all day, I'd be cookin' for you. Fish head stew and baked possum, hog jowls...

• Dash Riprock : I want you to have some time to think about this, Elly. Why don't I call you in a couple years.