The Beverly Hillbillies (TV Series)

The Clampett Curse (1967)

Max Baer Jr.: Jethro Bodine

Quotes 

• Jethro Bodine : We ain't gonna make it to the woods back home. With the gas we got, we'll be doin' good if we get outside the city limits.

  Jed Clampett : How far can we go?

  Jethro Bodine : Beats me. We is runnin' on wishful thinkin' right now.

  Jed Clampett : You better find the first, big, thick, green woods you can.

  [engine starts to sputter] 

  Jed Clampett : First place you see more than two trees together, pull over.