The Beverly Hillbillies (TV Series)
Shorty Kellems Moves West (1969)
Buddy Ebsen: Jed Clampett
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Quotes
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Shorty Kellems : Jed, you forgettin' we was boys together. We run in a pretty fast crowd and you was the fastest.
Jed Clampett : Me?
Shorty Kellems : You was the wildest girl-chasin'est rascal in the whole county.
Jed Clampett : I was not!
Shorty Kellems : Somebody in our crowd was.
Jed Clampett : How about you?
Shorty Kellems : That's who it was!
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Shorty Kellems : This is the money I got from the silver mine. Sold out to a Syndicate from Reed Springs. Fred Syndicate.
Jed Clampett : I don't believe I know Fred.
Shorty Kellems : He'll make a fortune outta that silver mine. Plans to hide a still in there and sell moonshine.
Daisy Moses : Shorty, did you ever take any silver outta that mine?
Shorty Kellems : Just once. Found a spoon somebody dropped.
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Milburn Drysdale : Allow me to present you with this box of cigars.
Jed Clampett : Well thank you. What's the occasion?
Milburn Drysdale : Wait till you hear. Now, listen to this: Mr. Clampett, at this moment, you have now got $90 million.
Jethro Bodine : [Jethro enters] Howdy Mr. Drysdale.
Milburn Drysdale : Jethro
Jed Clampett : Hey, Jethro, guess what I got?
Jethro Bodine : What?
Jed Clampett : A box of cigars.