The Beverly Hillbillies (TV Series)

Meanwhile, Back at the Cabin (1962)

Raymond Bailey: Milburn Drysdale

Quotes 

• Milburn Drysdale : I wanted to explain about this priceless chandelier. It was designed and made for Louis XV, hung in the Hall of Mirrors at Versailles. Napoleon Bonaparte planned campaigns by the light of that chandelier. Talleyrand used it, Wellington, Disraeli, Bismarck, Wilson

  Jed Clampett : Mr. Drysdale, we're just plain folk. We don't mind a few things being second hand.

• Jed Clampett : You ain't never seen my family home have you?

  Milburn Drysdale : No I haven't.

  Jed Clampett : It's a dandy.

  Milburn Drysdale : Yes those southern mansions are beautiful. I suppose it has the large white pillars.

  Jed Clampett : It did, but we brung 'em along and put 'em on the beds out here.

  Milburn Drysdale : No, you see, I was referring to wooden pillars.

  Jed Clampett : Oh, ain't never slept on one of them.