The Beverly Hillbillies (TV Series)

Jed's Temptation (1965)

Irene Ryan: Daisy Moses

Quotes 

• Elly May Clampett : Was you two out all night?

  Daisy Moses : Oh not me. I come home at a decent hour, but your Pa was like a colt in a clover patch.

• Daisy Moses : You should have seen the two of them cuttin' didos on the dance floor last night.

  Jethro Bodine : They stomped up a storm, huh Granny?

  Daisy Moses : They were bouncin' around like a couple of chickens in high rye!

• Daisy Moses : And when your money's gone, she'll drop you. What'll you do then?

  Jed Clampett : I'll get into bed with a hot water bottle and you can fetch me some liniment.

• Daisy Moses : The way you was showin' off, you'll never get outta her clutches.

  Jethro Bodine : She got you in her clutches, Uncle Jed?

  Jed Clampett : Course not. I just took the woman dancin' one night. That don't hardly put me in her clutches.

  Daisy Moses : Ha! She's got her painted finger nails in you like a fistful of fish hooks!