The Beverly Hillbillies (TV Series)

Jed's Dilemma (1963)

Linda Henning: Jethrine Bodine

Quotes 

• Jethrine Bodine : Ma can cook anywhere.

  Granny : Let's see her cook where I'm gonna...

  [Granny pushes Cousin Pearl into the "ce-ment" pond] 

• Cousin Pearl Bodine : [Pearl is doing the ironing in the kitchen while Jethrine is walking towards the door holding Granny's rocking chair]  Where are you going with that, Jethrine?

  Jethrine Bodine : Outside.

  Cousin Pearl Bodine : I told you to take it up to Granny's bedroom.

  Jethrine Bodine : And Granny told me to take it outside.

  Cousin Pearl Bodine : Your taking your orders from me and not from Granny. That old woman is old and tired and we owe it to her to let her rest. Now, just hope and pray that when I get to be her age, that somebody will be looking after me.

  Granny : [Granny enters the kitchen without Pearl knowing and taps Pearl's shoulder]  You can quit hoping and praying! And if you don't stop messing around my kitchen you ain't gonna get to get to be my age!