The Beverly Hillbillies (TV Series)

Jed Rescues Pearl (1963)

Buddy Ebsen: Jed Clampett

Quotes 

• Daisy Moses : Jed, you go out there and do your duty to yer female cousin. Ask that city fella what he'd rather git -- married or buried?

  Jed Clampett : Now, Granny, I don't hold with gittin' folks married unless they's willin'.

  Daisy Moses : Pearl's got enough willin' fer both of 'em.

• Cousin Pearl Bodine : My answer is still no.

  Jed Clampett : Better quit while your ahead, Mr. Brewster.

• Jed Clampett : [as Elly May cradles a skunk]  I just wanna say that Granny'd appreciate it if you'd have this little feller sleep with his own family.

  Elly May Clampett : All right, I'll go get the others in.

  Jed Clampett : No, no , no, OUTDOORS with his family, otherwise when we go to Californi they might not take him back in; and, if a skunk ain't welcome with his own family, he just about ain't got nobody to turn to.

• Jethro Bodine : [struggling against winter's cold]  Uncle Jed, we just gotta get ourselves back to Beverly Hills.

  Jed Clampett : We will, Jethro, soon as your ma gets proper hitched to Mr. Brewster.

  [Granny sneezes] 

  Jed Clampett : Bless you.

  Daisy Moses : [looking skyward]  Oh, Pearl, give it all ya got tonight or we's all gonna be down with pee-neu-moany.

• Jed Clampett : Good evening, ladies.

  Daisy Moses : You too, Elverna.