- Milburn Drysdale: Just pack them up and clear out.
- Jethro Bodine: You keep this up and I'm gonna move to another building.
- Milburn Drysdale: Great!
- Milburn Drysdale: Jethro, just pack up your stable, your stooges, your stuff and scram!
- Jethro Bodine: I'm gonna give you one more chance. Do I get my private projection room, sauna bath, and helioport?
- Milburn Drysdale: Never!
- Jethro Bodine: I just wanna straight yes or no answer.
- Milburn Drysdale: It's no!
- Jethro Bodine: Make up your mind.
- Milburn Drysdale: Oh, get out!
- Daisy Moses: Ain't that a sorry sight, a purty girl like Elly, wasting her time running around the neighborhood with an ape, peddling critters. No wonder she's an old maid!