The Beverly Hillbillies (TV Series)

Granny Retires (1967)

Raymond Bailey: Milburn Drysdale

Quotes 

• Milburn Drysdale : Wait a minute, we still have a chance. She would never run out on a sick friend.

  Jane Hathaway : Chief, I could never deceive Granny with a fake illness.

  Milburn Drysdale : Who's talking about fake? I'm only asking you to take a mild poison or break a bone or something. Look, I could drop this on your foot.

  [Jane runs away] 

  Milburn Drysdale : Isn't your company loyalty good for one little fracture?