The Beverly Hillbillies (TV Series)
Drysdale and Friend (1969)
J. Pat O'Malley: Judge Vinegar Joe Johnson
Quotes
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Judge Vinegar Joe Johnson : Is that the degenerate criminal I had to give up my fishin' trip for just when the bass started bitin'?
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Judge Vinegar Joe Johnson : You're in contempt of court just from the way you look.
Milburn Drysdale : It's not my fault. I didn't sleep a wink last night. They were building a scaffold outside my cell.
Judge Vinegar Joe Johnson : Yeah, we gonna hang that big city banker that ran off with my wife.
Milburn Drysdale : Hang him? Why?
Judge Vinegar Joe Johnson : He brought her back.
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Sheriff Pete Ragsdale : Sorry about the delay, your honor, but the bear got loose and treed your wife.
Judge Vinegar Joe Johnson : Was that Phoebe he chased up a tree?
Sheriff Pete Ragsdale : Yes, your honor, and I'm afraid she's still up there.
Judge Vinegar Joe Johnson : [to Mr. Drysdale] How much you want for that bear?
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Judge Vinegar Joe Johnson : What else is this hobo charged with?
Bailiff : Transportin' moonshine.
[puts a jug on the Judge's bench]
Judge Vinegar Joe Johnson : Smells like Tennessee Tranquilizer.
Daisy Moses : You got a good nose on you, Judge. That's just what it is.
Judge Vinegar Joe Johnson : Who are you?
Daisy Moses : I'm her Granny and I made that stuff you're sniffin'.
Judge Vinegar Joe Johnson : You may approach the bench.
[whispers to Granny]
Judge Vinegar Joe Johnson : How would you like to go fishin' too?
Daisy Moses : Can I take Elly and her bear with us?
Judge Vinegar Joe Johnson : I insist on it.
Daisy Moses : It's a deal.
Judge Vinegar Joe Johnson : Bailiff, is there any more of this here evidence?
Bailiff : Yes, your honor, 3 jugs.
Judge Vinegar Joe Johnson : I want it all impounded on my boat. Court's adjourned.
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Jed Clampett : Your honor, Mr. Drysdale is a real good friend of ours. I can vouch for his character.
Judge Vinegar Joe Johnson : If I was to turn him loose, is he the kind of a banker that would run off with my wife?
Jed Clampett : Naw, he wouldn't do nuthin' like that.
Judge Vinegar Joe Johnson : Well, in that case, we might as well take him fishin' with us. Prisoner is sentenced to cut bait.