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The Beverly Hillbillies (TV Series)
Double Naught Jethro (1965)
Buddy Ebsen: Jed Clampett
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Quotes
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Jethro Bodine : Uncle Jed, get a hold a yourself. I got some bad news for ya.
Jed Clampett : What is it, boy?
Jethro Bodine : I hope this ain't gonna break your heart, but I just gotta say it.
Jethro Bodine : Well come on, get it over with.
Jethro Bodine : Uncle Jed, I decided I ain't gonna be a brain surgeon.
Jed Clampett : Well I reckon I can bear up under that.
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Jed Clampett : You one of them double naught spies?
Mabel Slocum : No.
Jethro Bodine : They number girl spies different. She's what you call a 36-23-36.
Mabel Slocum : Actually, I'm in new accounts at the Merchants Bank. I'd like to talk to you about using our facilities as a repository for some of your enormous reserves.
Jed Clampett : Well I'll be glad to talk to you about that a whatever it means.
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Jethro Bodine : As long as your workin' on the shoes, would you mind hollowin' out the heel so I can put a little radio in it?
Jed Clampett : A radio in the heel of your shoe?
Jethro Bodine : Yes sir, that's where Double Naught Seven carries his.
Jed Clampett : That seems like a mighty unhandy place to carry it. Why don't he just carry it in his pocket?
Jethro Bodine : Well he... I can't tell you that.
Jed Clampett : Secret, huh?
Jethro Bodine : No sir, I just ain't sure.
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Jethro Bodine : There's somethin' I'm gonna need right away and that's iron for my hat.
Jed Clampett : Iron for your hat?
Jethro Bodine : Yes sir. There was this fella in the movie that had a iron hat. He kept throwin' it at Double Naught Seven.
Jed Clampett : What fer?
Jethro Bodine : Tryin' to kill him.
Jed Clampett : Why didn't he just shoot him?
Jethro Bodine : I can't tell you that neither.
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Jethro Bodine : Doggone it, Uncle Jed, I bet you ol' Double Naught Seven wouldn't let nobody swat him on the seat of his britches and send him runnin' for beans and fatback.
Jed Clampett : Ol' Double Naught Seven ain't never run into Granny.
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Jethro Bodine : Listen, Uncle Jed, can I get me a spy car?
Jed Clampett : What's a spy car?
Jethro Bodine : Oh, wait till you hear about that rascal! It's got a top that flies off and a seat that if you set in it, it throws you from here to yonder, and it drops oil on the road so a feller followin' you will skid, and it shoots out smoke so he can't see.
Jed Clampett : Sounds a heap like the truck.