The Bernie Mac Show (TV Series)
The King and I (2002)
Bernie Mac: Bernie 'Mac' McCullough
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Quotes
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Jordan Thomkins : [grimacing holding a spoonful of wet hot cereal] Do I have to eat this?
Bernie "Mac" McCullough : Yes!!
Vanessa "Nessa" Thomkins : [shakes her head]
Jordan Thomkins : Good bye.
[leaves]
Bernie "Mac" McCullough : Hey!
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Bryana "Baby Girl" Thomkins : But I don't want to take a bath.
Bernie "Mac" McCullough : No bath! No movie! Now the choice is yours.
Vanessa "Nessa" Thomkins : [nods]
Bryana "Baby Girl" Thomkins : Okay.
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Bryana "Baby Girl" Thomkins : [puts socks on chest] Look I have boobs.
Girls : Aw.
Jordan Thomkins : Oh, that's nothing.
[stands on bed]
Jordan Thomkins : Look what I got.
[takes down pants and underwear]
Jordan Thomkins : [girls gasp, scream, and run out of room]
Bernie "Mac" McCullough : [returns with Vanessa and sees Jordan still standing nude] Jordan, I told you to keep that in the barn.
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Bernie 'Mac' McCullough : She turned on the lights, and there... Hanging on the door was a bloody hook... From the last person who touched Bernie Mac's stereo without his permission.
[laughs. Nobody else does]
Bernie 'Mac' McCullough : But seriously, if y'all get hungry, go to a restaurant.
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Bernie 'Mac' McCullough : Hi-dee, hi-dee boo boo, stick your head in doo-doo.