- TV Programme Planner: [on the phone with William Shakespeare] I got one for you: Romeo'ver in the Clover.
- Benny Hill: She was the ugliest woman I'd seen/since I left Nantucket./I won't say her mouth was big,/but she slept with her false teeth in a bucket.
- Benny Hill: I bought her some fancy garters./Cost me a dollar ten./She gave them to her mother./Oh I shan't see them again.
- Themselves: Oh they bat their eyes,/tell you lies,/give your cheek a peck./You put a ring upon their finger/and a rope around your neck.