- Dr. John Becker: Well, he IS getting older... Maybe his memory is going...
- Margaret Wyborn: [Reading book jacket blurb] Gore Vidal says he has one of the greatest minds of the 21st century...
- Dr. John Becker: Why do you always take Gore Vidal's side over mine?
- Dr. John Becker: Emmett? You call him EMMETT? I never got to do THAT! Calling someone by their first name implies a certain familiarity, intimacy!
- Reggie Kostas: I know... Becker!
- Professor Emmett Fowler: You know what, I'll never forget the name "John Beeker" again!
- Reggie Kostas: Becker...
- Professor Emmett Fowler: Whatever!
- Bob: What if I'd had a mentor, where could I be? I look in the mirror, and what do I see?
- Jake Malinak: A shrimpy guy with greasy hair and a pointy face?
- Bob: I thought you were blind!
- Jake Malinak: You have a shrimpy, greasy, pointy voice.