Becker (TV Series)

The Pain in the Neck (2003)

Ted Danson: Dr. John Becker

Quotes 

• Dr. John Becker : Man, my neck is killing me! I must have slept funny.

  Chris Connor : Oh, so THAT'S when you're funny...

• Margaret Wyborn : So, how do you know Mr. Stoler's prayers aren't working?

  Dr. John Becker : Because it's impossible! Besides, he's praying for my neck to get better, and it's not - watch:

  [twists head sharply] 

  Dr. John Becker : ouch! See - take that, Jesus!

• Margaret Wyborn : John, Mr. Stoler's already getting help - you just don't like the doctor he's going to!

  Dr. John Becker : Oh, so God's a doctor now? Is there ANYTHING He can't do?

• Dr. John Becker : Where have you been? You should have checked back in months ago!

  Mr. Stoler : Well, I've been putting this off for a long time... You know, I've been having a tough year: first, my mother passed away, the my father a few months later... Then I got sick, so I've been looking around for something to make sense of it alll - and I've found something: Christian Science.

  Dr. John Becker : [Disgusted exhalation]  Yeah?