- Dr. Katherine Simmons: I know you're impatient...
- Dr. John Becker: Impatient? Yeah, I once sat through a six-hour timeshare presentation just to get a free clock radio; I'm not impatient!
- Dr. Katherine Simmons: Well, Dr. Becker, you've managed to sit through almost an entire session without saying a word; it's not a record, but it's close.
- Dr. John Becker: What's the record? Oh!
- Dr. John Becker: What's it mean when your psychiatrist starts ranting and raving at you like a lunatic?
- Bob: She's spending too much time with you?
- Dr. Katherine Simmons: You were right about that phone guy not showing up. So I bought a pair of wire cutters and went to his house...
- Dr. John Becker: You didn't cut his phone line?
- Dr. Katherine Simmons: No, his brake line!
- Dr. John Becker: I know what you're doing: you're holding up a mirror to show me what my anger's like...
- Dr. Katherine Simmons: Where'd you get THAT load of crap?
- Dr. John Becker: After so long in that rotten cell, it's GREAT to be back in civilization!
- Margaret Wyborn: Hey, Papillon, you've only been gone two hours!
- Dr. Katherine Simmons: You! You... I know YOU! You're that inconsiderate bastard who watches me run for the elevator and let's the door close in my face right as I get there!
- Dr. John Becker: I didn't think you saw me.
- Kayla: A strange little man just waved, and is looking at me in a dirty way...
- Jake Malinak: Hi, Bob!
- Jake Malinak: Kayla, we need to talk - let's sit over there.
- Kayla: OK, Jake - I'm taking you by the arm and we're walking one, two steps...
- Jake Malinak: Kayla, stop that! I don't need anyone describing every single step to me - it's condescending! I mean, the sex was great, but, frankly, the sound of your voice makes my skin crawl!
- Kayla: Jake, I have a look of total surprise on my face right now.
- Margaret Wyborn: Hey, Papillon - you've been gone for TWO HOURS! You've taken lunch breaks longer than that!