- Dr. John Becker: Hey, is there anybody out there? I've been waiting for HOURS! HEY!
- Dr. Elizabeth Carson: The man across the hall came out of an eight-year coma to ask that you PLEASE SHUT UP!
- Mother: Did you tell my son you were gonna kill Barney?
- Dr. John Becker: Alright, I DID say that.
- Mother: His brother's name is Barney!
- Dr. John Becker: [to child] No, I meant I was gonna kill Barney the dinosaur.
- Kid: BWAHHHH!
- Dr. John Becker: Stop flapping your lips and get my stuff!
- Reggie Kostas: Why did you save his life?
- Dr. Elizabeth Carson: Had to, took an oath.
- [pauses]
- Dr. Elizabeth Carson: Why are you picking him up?
- Reggie Kostas: Had to, lost a coin toss.
- Reggie Kostas: [Exiting Becker's apartment, encounters his extremely nosy neighbor] The sex isn't that great, but I need the money for school.
- [Neighbor slams her door]
- Dr. Elizabeth Carson: Even without a cigarette, he's still blowing smoke!
- Dr. John Becker: Alright, I'm sorry!
- [Margaret falls back into her chair, stupified]
- Dr. Elizabeth Carson: Any hobbies?
- Dr. John Becker: Smoking. You?
- Dr. Elizabeth Carson: Baseball.
- Dr. John Becker: Oh, yeah? Mets? Yankees?
- Dr. Elizabeth Carson: Hey, I'm a real New Yorker...
- Dr. John Becker: So, anyone who has a shot.
- [Liz assents]