The New Batman Adventures (TV Series)

Holiday Knights (1997)

Robert Costanzo: Detective Bullock

Quotes 

• Batgirl : Don't waste your ammo on him. Shoot the Santa.

  Detective Harvey Bullock : You wouldn't?

  Det. Renee Montoya : Not you dolt, That Santa!

• Mary McSweeney : My name is Mary McSweeney, Santa. Can you bring my daddy home for Christmas?

  Detective Harvey Bullock : Gee, I don't know. Where is your pop?

  Mary McSweeney : In prison.

  Detective Harvey Bullock : You mean your dad is Mad Dog... uh, Mike McSweeney?

  Mary McSweeney : Uh-huh.

  Detective Harvey Bullock : [aside to Montoya]  Poor kid. I sent her old man up the river three months ago.

  [to Mary] 

  Detective Harvey Bullock : Listen, kid, I'd like to help you, but it's like this...

  [sighs] 

  Detective Harvey Bullock : What I'm trying to say is, sometimes even Santa can't make every wish come true.

  [gives Mary money] 

  Detective Harvey Bullock : Ah, here, buy yourself something nice.

  Mary McSweeney : [hugs him]  Thank you, Santa! Can I get something for my daddy, too?

  Detective Harvey Bullock : As long as it ain't a hacksaw, why not?

• Little Boy : [Bullock is doing undercover as a mall Santa]  You're not the real Santy Claus.

  Detective Harvey Bullock : Sure I am. Wanna see my gun?

• Det. Renee Montoya : You know, you could be a little jolly, Saint Nick.

  Det. Harvey Bullock : Gimme a break, Montoya. This is the lamest stakeout I've ever been on.

• Det. Harvey Bullock : Hold it, freak, or we'll drill you!

  Clayface : Ooh, you're scaring me, tubby.

  [hocking, he spits mud into the muzzle of their guns] 

  Clayface : Great thing about being a shapeshifter.

  [shifting his head into Bullock, then Montoya] 

  Clayface : I can blend in with the crowd outside, make my getaway, and rip off some other joint. Once you two are out of the way, ain't gonna be no one to stop me.

  Batgirl : Don't bet on it, gruesome!

• Detective Harvey Bullock : Well, so much for Frosty the Lawn Cigar.