The New Batman Adventures (TV Series)
Critters (1998)
Kevin Conroy: Batman, Bruce Wayne
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Quotes
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Christine : And after you didn't call, I was beginning to think you'd forgotten me, that maybe I'd end up like all the others.
Bruce Wayne : I've just been busy at work. You've gotta have a little faith, Sharon.
[insulted, she yanks her hand out of his]
Bruce Wayne : Karen.
[she turns a cold shoulder]
Bruce Wayne : You're not gonna help me, are you?
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Farmer Brown : I thought this might be a good place to keep you. Least 'til the silo takes off.
Batgirl : Takes off?
Farmer Brown : It's actually a rocket, Bat-folks, set to land in Gotham Park Lake.
Robin : [hearing animal noises] What's that noise?
Batman : Insects. It's a hive.
Farmer Brown : Yes, sir. With bigger and better, more long-lasting bugs. And the people of Gotham are gonna make sure they're well-fed, if you get my meaning. Adios.
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Commissioner James Gordon : [Bruce helps subdue one of Farmer Brown's genetically-engineered animals] Quick thinking, Wayne.
Bruce Wayne : Actually, I was trying to escape through the window.
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Commissioner James Gordon : Killer chickens? Giant cattle? What the heck's going on?
Batman : Remember that microbiologist they used to call Farmer Brown?
[as they hear thumping, the door crashes open and an electronic goat enters]
Goat : Howdy. Howdy. Howdy.
Commissioner James Gordon : Good Lord!
Goat : 50 million in unmarked bills. The docks tonight, or the bugs come baaaack for good.
Commissioner James Gordon : 50 million!
Goat : One person brings money. No tricks, no surprises. No Baaaatman.
Det. Harvey Bullock : [entering] Hey! He ate my donut!
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Batgirl : Then it wasn't the insecticide that killed them.
Batman : The DNA was altered so that these insects were immune to poisons. They were engineered to self-destruct when they did.
Robin : But why would someone do that?
Batman : To show us that he can. This was just the preview. The real show has yet to begin.
