Batman: The Animated Series (TV Series)
Make 'Em Laugh (1994)
Andrea Martin: Rolling Pin
Quotes
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Mighty Mom : What'd I tell you about playing with your toys in the house? Get rid of it!
Robin : You're the boss.
[he throws it away; as it boomerangs back, it knocks Joker's laughing-gas grenades out of her hand]
Mighty Mom : [getting tackled and restrained] No! Not on my nice, clean floor!
Robin : [removing the mind control patch] Just... hold still.
Mighty Mom : Ow! That hurt!
[smacking him, hard]
Mighty Mom : Don't worry! I'm back to normal!
Robin : Who can tell?
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Lisa Lorraine : [answering her door] Yeah?
The Joker : Pizza delivery.
Lisa Lorraine : I didn't order any pizza. But I'll take it. How much?
The Joker : It's on me.
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Batman : It's just you and us, Joker.
The Joker : Not quite, Batman. I've got a new girl, and she'll really sweep you off your feet.
Robin : [appearing from a trap door in the floor, she knocks them backward with a broom] Lisa Lorraine?
Mighty Mom : Call me... Mighty Mom!
The Joker : Ain't she sweet? My very own happy homemaker.
Mighty Mom : But I don't do windows!
The Joker : [cackling] Not bad. Honey, why don't you show our pals how you clean house? In other words...
[giving her laughing gas grenades]
The Joker : ...mop 'em up.
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Jack Napier : [as "Smilin' Shecky Rimshot"] Good evening, ladies and germs. Hey, did you hear about the guy, walked into a doctor's office with a frog on his head? Doctor says "That's the weirdest-looking wart I've ever seen." Frog looks up and says "Yeah! I woke up this morning, there was a big bump on my butt!"
[audience laughter]
Jack Napier : Hey, then there's this guy who buys a new dog. He takes it for a walk, and the friend says...
[buzzer]
Jack Napier : Huh?
Lisa Lorraine : Sorry, pal. We've already made our decision. And for your information, registration closed days ago.
Jack Napier : I'm not leaving until I get that trophy.
Host : [Shecky is comedically yanked off stage with a cane] Oh, yes, you are!
