Batman: The Animated Series (TV Series)

Feat of Clay: Part II (1992)

Dick Gautier: Teddy

Quotes 

• Clayface : The formula must have soaked every cell in my body.

  Teddy Lupus : It's... It's some kind of miracle.

  [Hagen changes back to Clayface] 

  Teddy Lupus : Wha... What are you doing?

  Clayface : No. No! You broke my concentration. It won't work. Don't you see? It's too hard. It's like tensing a muscle. I can't keep it up for long! MY CAREER, MY LIFE, IT IS GONE! AND I CAN NEVER GET IT BACK! I'M NOT AN ACTOR ANYMORE! I'm not even a... man.

• [as a mortician looks at Clayface's body] 

  Batman : [voice over]  I wouldn't be surprised if the body they took to the morgue was only a shell.

  [Clayface's body crumbles to dust] 

  Batman : [voice over]  Don't forget, first and foremost, Hagen was an actor. He said it himself, Alfred. He called it a scene. Maybe the greatest scene of his career.

  [cuts to Teddy Lupus standing outside the morgue] 

  Teddy Lupus : [voice breaking]  See ya 'round, Matt.

  [walks away] 

  Batman : [voice over]  A death scene so real, it fooled us all.

  [a woman passing by starts laughing, slowly revealing herself to be Clayface] 

• Clayface : Pull in here.

  Teddy Lupus : The hospital?

  Clayface : Sooner or later, Daggett will send someone to finish off Fox. Once I know who it is, I can take his place. And if Daggett thinks I'm his henchman, I can walk right up to him and bam!

  [transforming into a medical orderly] 

  Clayface : Goodbye, Mr. Daggett.

• Clayface : Move it, Lupus. I want all this stuff out of here by sunrise.

  Teddy Lupus : Ah, Matt, come on. You don't have to do this. You made a comeback before, you can do it again.

  Clayface : Comeback? Comeback? From this! Face it, Teddy. Matt Hagen is history. This time for good. He's never coming back again.

• Clayface : Not even the Batman could stop me, Teddy, and that means Daggett won't have a prayer.

  Teddy Lupus : Matt... please. Y-y-you don't wanna do anything crazy. Why don't you try to get some shut eye?

  Clayface : DON'T YOU DARE PATRONIZE ME! I told you I don't need rest. I don't need food and I DON'T NEED YOU!