Batman (TV Series)

The Sport of Penguins (1967)

Ethel Merman: Lola Lasagne

Quotes 

• The Penguin : Now what about the other Parasol, the four- legged one. Is that also a fake?

  Lola Lasagne : Do you mean my prize-winning filly, with the white stripe in the middle of the forehead?

  [Penguin grunts an affirmative] 

  Lola Lasagne : That's the only thing I have to show for me three weeks of marriage to Luigi Lasagna.

  The Penguin : What! The billionaire South American playboy?

  Lola Lasagne : Not exactly a playboy, Pengie. Luigi's almost 80.

  [unidentifiable noise from The Penguin] 

  Lola Lasagne : Instead of dying, as any adoring young wife might reasonably expect, he divorced me!

  [another grunt-like noise from The Penguin] 

  Lola Lasagne : Can you imagine he thought I was after his money?

  The Penguin : [gasps]  What slander! Fah!

• The Penguin : I knew you when you'd steal the braces from other kids teeth.

  Lola Lasagne : While you stole their teeth!