Batman (TV Series)

The Riddler's False Notion (1966)

Adam West: Batman

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Quotes 

• Batman : [to Pauline]  Stop! surrender! Give yourself up. Or by all that's holy I might forget myself and do you violence!

• Robin : Holy molars. Am I ever glad I take good care of my teeth!

  Batman : True. You owe your life to dental hygiene. If only more people...

  [is distracted by the Riddler's helicopter] 

• Commissioner Gordon : [seeing the interior of the Batcave for the first time]  I feel as if I've awakened in some future age! Such equipment! What fantastic ingenuity you and the Boy Wonder have employed in hooking it together.

  Batman : True. We did muster many long hours of brainpower. However, this is no time for self congratulation.

• Batman : [Robin is plummeting down a building]  The Bat-rope. Grab it with your teeth!

• Batman : [Batman and Robin have caught the Riddler and his men]  Call Chief O'Hara, Robin... Tell him we have the entire cast right here.

  The Riddler : [Waking up after being knocked out]  Uh, the cast?

  Batman : You're about to star in a picture of your very own, Riddler... A very long picture. Title: Up the River!

• Pauline : Where am I?

  Batman : Deep in the entrails of the Earth, Pauline. Where every instrument has been designed to combat crime and snare its perpetrators.

  Commissioner Gordon : There are those who came to this Batcave and never left.