Batman (TV Series)

Holy Rat Race (1966)

Malachi Throne: False Face

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Quotes 

• False Face : What? Is it possible?

  Batman : Not only possible, but true.

  False Face : Please! Not that word!

• False Face : I warn you: one thing I will not allow is anyone being false to me.

• False Face : But I blew up the Batmobile. I saw it go!

  Batman : Not exactly, False Face. You destroyed a false Batmobile. An inflated duplicate that I prepared for just this kind of situation.

• Fat Man : We're rich! Beyond the dreams of avarice!

  False Face : Not *my* dreams of avarice!

• Blaze : So, you finally fumbled, False Face.

  False Face : For the moment.

• Chief O'Hara : [Batman and O'Hara bring out a coughing Gordon]  Commissioner. Are you all right?

  Commissioner Gordon : Yes, certainly, chief. But the trickster got away from me, vanished that way.

  Robin : Let's get after him.

  Commissioner Gordon : Yes. I'll send reinforcements. Chief, I must get back to my office. Order me a squad car.

  Chief O'Hara : Yes, sir.

  Batman : [approaches Gordon]  That's not necessary.

  Commissioner Gordon : But False Face must be found before he springs another sinister scheme.

  Batman : Absolutely accurate, False Face.

  [O'Hara gasps at Batman's response] 

  Chief O'Hara : But... But, Caped Crusader, that's the commissioner.

  Batman : Is it? Then why is a right-handed commissioner holding his handkerchief in his left hand?

  [False Face, seeing that he has goofed, tries to flee, but Batman grabs him and unmasks him] 

  Chief O'Hara : Saints alive! It's False Face!

  [Batman cuffs False Face] 

  Blaze : So you finally fumbled, False Face.

  False Face : For the moment.

  [the real Gordon steps out of a building] 

  Commissioner Gordon : I lost him.

  Robin : Luckily, commissioner, he found us.

  Chief O'Hara : Impersonating a police commissioner. Well, the warden will be working out a warm welcome for you.

  [goes to take False Face into custody, but False Face stops to glare at Batman] 

  False Face : Game and set to you, Caped Crusader. But wait, you may yet meet your match.

  [O'Hara takes False Face away into custody]