Bat Masterson (TV Series)
The Disappearance of Bat Masterson (1960)
Gene Barry: Bat Masterson
Quotes
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Herman the Great : And now, ladies and gentlemen, I'd like to have from the audience one your most fearless and courageous men...
[indicates his assistant]
Herman the Great : Let the lady choose.
Jenie Landry : Go on!
William Barclay 'Bat' Masterson : I'm fearless and courageous, but I'm shy.
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William Barclay 'Bat' Masterson : Take him in. Mr. Landry and I will press charges and we'll bring this thing to an end.
Deputy Sheriff : Well, it's their three alibis against you're one suspicion. I can take them in on that.
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[Landry brandishes a shotgun]
Landry : Mr. Masterson, just what are your intensions towards my daughter?
William Barclay 'Bat' Masterson : Are you kidding with that thing?
Landry : No, I'm not kidding! What are they?
William Barclay 'Bat' Masterson : Well, they've never been anything but honorable, sir. Why?
Landry : She seems to have gotten herself smitten by you - a gambler.
Jenie Landry : But he's kind and sweet... and adorable.
William Barclay 'Bat' Masterson : That's very nice of you, Jeanie, but your're wrong. I'm false, unfaithful, with a wandering heart and restless feet. I'm worth about a tinker's toot.
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William Barclay 'Bat' Masterson : I need the help of Professor Hermann.
Landry : That conjurer? What do you need him for?
William Barclay 'Bat' Masterson : Well, if he's innocent as he claims he is, I don't think he'll object to having his reputation cleared, do you?
Landry : An actor with a reputation - that's absurd!
William Barclay 'Bat' Masterson : Well, if his vanity doesn't get to him, there's another actor's weakness that will.
Landry : Yeah? What's that?
William Barclay 'Bat' Masterson : Publicity.
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[last lines]
[Jeanie is admiring a wedding gown in a shop window]
Jenie Landry : Oh, Bat...
William Barclay 'Bat' Masterson : I don't think it's your size.
[Bat playfully flees]