Barney Miller (TV Series)
The Rand Report (1977)
Steve Landesberg: Det. Sgt. Arthur Dietrich
Quotes
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Det. Sgt. Arthur Dietrich : Fish, I was using your desk again. One of Captain Miller's temporary assignments.
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Det. Sgt. Nick Yemana : Makes you guilty even going to the bathroom
Det. Sgt. Arthur Dietrich : Not if you're been properly toilet trained.
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Det. Sgt. Arthur Dietrich : Don't worry, Mr. Himmel, even if by some coincidence, this guy is a rapist, he wouldn't try anything in there... It wasn't planned. See, the rapist mind and ego is only satisfied with something he is planned to conquer. Something that is brewing in his mind for a long time.
Steven Himmel : Yeah
Det. Sgt. Arthur Dietrich : Yeah... Unless he is impulsive
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Det. Phil Fish : What happened ?
Det. Sgt. Arthur Dietrich : A desk just opened up.
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Capt. Barney Miller : Good collar, Dietrich
Det. Sgt. Arthur Dietrich : Oh, we didn't have to do that much
Capt. Barney Miller : Well, you brought him in
Det. Sgt. Arthur Dietrich : Well, all we had to do was go into the elevator and pick him up
Capt. Barney Miller : He could of escaped ?
Det. Sgt. Arthur Dietrich : There is only one way out of an elevator
Capt. Barney Miller : But you were there ?
Det. Sgt. Arthur Dietrich : Yeah
Capt. Barney Miller : Thank you
Det. Sgt. Arthur Dietrich : For what ?
Capt. Barney Miller : Being there ?
Det. Sgt. Arthur Dietrich : Oh... Your welcome.
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Det. Ron Harris : Okay Swykirk, let's go downstairs for photographs and prints, huh ?
Mark Swykirk : Hey... Hey ma'am, believe me it was nothing personal
Georgia Himmel : No, I'm sorry, we couldn't have met under favorable circumstances
Steven Himmel : Stop talking to him Georgia, you've excited him, you've excited everyone
Georgia Himmel : Look at this, serendipity
Det. Sgt. Arthur Dietrich : Mr. Himmel, I was outside the elevator, I heard a steady stream of good clean conversation
Steven Himmel : Really Georgia ?
Georgia Himmel : Really
Steven Himmel : Nothing happened ?
Georgia Himmel : Nothing... Although, it was a little close in there
Det. Sgt. Arthur Dietrich : Could we finish your statement now, Mrs. Himmel ?
Georgia Himmel : What do you mean close, Georgia.
Georgia Himmel : Close... you know... close
Steven Himmel : Must mean something
Georgia Himmel : Have to keep a little mystery in your marriage .
Det. Sgt. Arthur Dietrich : I wouldn't know, I've never been married
Georgia Himmel : You never found the right girl ?
Det. Sgt. Arthur Dietrich : Nope, anatomy class ruined me
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Det. Sgt. Arthur Dietrich : Hmm... I suppose the guys resent me for sitting at Wojo's desk.
Capt. Barney Miller : No... don't be silly.
Det. Sgt. Arthur Dietrich : I just have a feeling, in their minds, I'm like a vulture feeding in the carrion of a fallen comrade
Capt. Barney Miller : When you put it that way .
Capt. Barney Miller : Morning
Det. Ron Harris : Morning
Det. Sgt. Arthur Dietrich : Morning, How you doing ? Good to see you ?
Capt. Barney Miller : Don't force...
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Det. Stan 'Wojo' Wojciehowicz : Hey, Good Morning Barn
Capt. Barney Miller : Good Morning gentlemen, another day another collar . One might expect atleast a chuckle if only in deference to my rank
[Dietrich chuckles]
Capt. Barney Miller : Thank you
Det. Sgt. Arthur Dietrich : It's funny