Barney Miller (TV Series)

Moonlighting (1977)

Jan Stuart Schwartz: Tom Fields

Quotes 

• Det. Stan 'Wojo' Wojciehowicz : [yelling]  Where were you carrying the bag ?

  Capt. Barney Miller : [about the retarded kid]  He's not deaf.

  Tom Fields : To the barbershop... next to the roller skating ring

  Det. Ron Harris : Oh, Barney That's, uh, Del Mitchell's place.

  Capt. Barney Miller : Oh yeah. Didn't we raid it last year for prostitution ?

  Det. Ron Harris : Right.They had the fifty dollar manicure

  Capt. Barney Miller : All right, let's bring him in and ask a few questions. See what we can find out ?

  Det. Ron Harris : Oh, uh, Barney, Why don't you let me go alone ? I think, it will be easier to get in.

  Capt. Barney Miller : Okay, uh, have Kogan put a squad car in the area, though

  Det. Ron Harris : Right

• Capt. Barney Miller : Ah, Tom, Tom, there is a man sitting over there. I want you to tell me, if this is the man who gave you the dollar.

  Tom Fields : Yes sir. I better go give it back

  Capt. Barney Miller : That's --That's... Not right now... Not right now

• Tom Fields : I want to give you a dollar back. I couldn't bring the bag over

  Del Mitchell : Hey, I don't have the slightest idea what your talking about ?

  Tom Fields : I was going to carry the bag but i dropped it

  Del Mitchell : Man, I don't even know who you are ?

  Tom Fields : I'm Tom Fields, I live at the third house after the mailbox

  Del Mitchell : Look, I am a trying to meditate and you are disrupting my concentration.

  Tom Fields : What ?

  Det. Stan 'Wojo' Wojciehowicz : He says he can't think and talk at the same time.

  Del Mitchell : Hey, you talking to me ?

  Det. Stan 'Wojo' Wojciehowicz : See .

• Tom Fields : I am going to be a policeman some day ?

  Det. Stan 'Wojo' Wojciehowicz : Oh yeah, wecan probably use the help

• Det. Stan 'Wojo' Wojciehowicz : Well Tom, you ready to go?

  Tom Fields : Where?

  Det. Stan 'Wojo' Wojciehowicz : Home.

  Tom Fields : With you?

  Det. Stan 'Wojo' Wojciehowicz : No, your home.

  [Tom looks disappointed] 

  Det. Stan 'Wojo' Wojciehowicz : It's okay, you can come over to my home some other time.

  Tom Fields : [smiles]  I want to meet all your friends.

  Det. Stan 'Wojo' Wojciehowicz : I don't have that many.

• Tom Fields : [picks up Wojo's baseball]  Do you have a little boy?

  Det. Stan 'Wojo' Wojciehowicz : [takes the ball back]  Uh no, I don't have any kids.