Barney Miller (TV Series)
Hot Dogs (1975)
Abe Vigoda: Det. Phil Fish
Quotes
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Det. Phil Fish : My Doctor said I'm obese
Det. Stan 'Wojo' Wojciehowicz : Are you fat ?
Det. Phil Fish : He's entitled to his opinion. I have to lose 15 pounds.
Det. Stan 'Wojo' Wojciehowicz : Why don't you get yourself a bicycle, that will take it off
Det. Phil Fish : Bicycles aren't good for you.
Det. Stan 'Wojo' Wojciehowicz : What are you talking about ? They are the perfect exercise.
Det. Phil Fish : The seats will ruin you for life. I had a paper route when I was nine.
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Officer Turner : Excuse me, where do you keep the arrest forms ?
Det. Phil Fish : What... ? Over by the door.
Officer Turner : Thank you.
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David Gordon : You look a little old to be a cop .
Det. Phil Fish : It's the light in here.
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Det. Phil Fish : Well, my doctor says I have to lose 15 pounds, any suggestions
Det. Sgt. Nick Yemana : You know what they say is the best way to knock off calories?
Det. Phil Fish : What ?
Det. Sgt. Nick Yemana : Sex
Det. Phil Fish : Really ? Hmm... .Who do I know that also needs to lose weight ?